Jamerson

Jamerson idk. He is a crazy idiotic person that does not like to study and talks to someone named shannon. He is extremely smart with and iq of 0.5 and cannot answer any question you ask. I hope you die.

Hey is that jamerson?I heard he can help me with absolutely nothing.

by shannon is gay af October 2, 2018

Flotsam Jumper

After sex, when the man's penis is becoming flaccid, the woman leaps onto it and bends it painfully, making the penis act as a piece of soft, washed-up driftwood. Accordingly, the penis at half-mast is referred to as "flotsam."

"My girlfriend was pissed that I had come too early, so she gave me a massive flotsam jumper."

by Cory Massaro September 24, 2007

roo jumper

An Australian. Esp. one who enjoys kangaroos.

See Roo Shagger

I went down under to meet a guy with a great accent, but they all turned out to be roo jumpers

by LaurenKregley November 11, 2007

mother jumper

An expression used to connote suprise or anger, can be used as a substitute for a curse word.

Mother jumper! The dog shit the bed again.

by outlandahh May 10, 2011

Jammer

Someone who 'jams' up a gaydar. Someone who gays but is straight. Or someone who acts straight but is gay.

Guy one: Ugh, I can't tell if that hottie is gay or straight.
Guy Two: I know, he shops at American Eagle but he listens to Abba
Guy one: What a total jammer!

by Helena Handbasket August 8, 2003

Clam Jammer

a slang term for penis. the jammer of the clam. the clam being the vagina.

Steve's clam jammer is on the fritz

by titanboy2793 August 27, 2008

Puddle Jumper

Nickname for any small car, but most usually applied to the AUSTIN SEVEN (built at Longbridge, Birmingham, England from 1922-1939). The butt of innumerable jokes and several popular songs of the 20s and 30s but brought affordable motoring to Britain and her Colonies until well into the 1960s. Many survive in use today (2010). At speed the little Austin can be skittish and literally jumps puddles.

"Ay up lad, tyre's lookin' bit bald on t' puddle jumper."

by austinero April 15, 2010