Flack Jacket Bro

A bro who survives a run-in with a semtex grenade.

Flack Jacket Bro pays tribute to the use of Flak Jacket Pro to reduce explosive damage in the Modern Warfare video game series, the same series which made semtex grenade popular.

"Dude, after I jumped on that grenade for you the other night she ended up morphing into a full fledged semtex grenade. Been blowing up my phone all day. She finally quite after I answered and told her in a Spanish accent that she had the wrong number."

"Nice work, bro. Way to be rocking Flack Jacket Bro."

by nar1763 December 14, 2011

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Get the Flack Jacket Bromug.

Timmy Two Jacket

When a girl is so filthy you have to put on two condoms.

I heard Nick banged Abby last night.

Yeah she was so filthy he gave her the Timmy two jacket treatment.

by Dtwnpwrbttm September 30, 2018

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Get the Timmy Two Jacketmug.

Jacket

Jamaican slang for when a girl gets pregnant for one man, but then gives the baby to another man. The reason why they call it "jacket" is because the level of comfort he feels from accepting another man's child can be compared to the comfort one gets from wearing a jacket, suggesting that he has no idea he's just been duped. It has been culturally engrained in the psyche of the Jamaican people that "jacket" is a lighthearted topic, and one deserving the ridicule of the public, often at the expense of the man receiving the jacket. It is very common to assume that if a light-skinned baby is born to two dark-skinned parents, that the baby must then be a jacket.

Sami gave Austin a jacket by getting pregnant for Lucas, then passing baby Will off as Austin's son.

by Frank and Upfront October 13, 2021

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