Jonathan's Cosmo 

a cocktail made famous by A West Hollywood club personality. It consists of cranberry juice, and premium liquors as a substitute for the regular recipe. This is an extremely "Divo" cocktail.

* 1 oz premium vodka (Belvedere, Grey Goose or Wyborowa)
* 1/2 oz Grand Marnier
* 1/2 oz cranberry juice
* 1/2 oz Chambord
1 lime wedge

We like to order Jonathan's Cosmo everytime we are at Here Lounge or The Abbey. It's as strong as jet fuel.

Jonathan's Cosmo by West Hollywood Bartenders January 10, 2005

Jonathan groff 

A cute human being who is known for being in frozen and Hamilton

Jonathan groff also known as groffsauce is a big simp for lin Manuel miranda

Jonathan groff is so adorable

Jonathan groff by And_Peggy_Schuyler1 August 19, 2021

Jonathan Papelbon

kick ass closer/future ace pitcher for the Boston Red Sox; wears number 58 and has a 100 mph heater and nasty splitter - is also the best pick I ever made in a fantasy draft and is the reason why Beaner can't beat the Leprechauns for shit

Jonathan Papelbon has 15 saves in 15 oppurtunities for the Red Sox

Jonathan Papelbon can strike ur ass out with his eyes closed

Jonathan Papelbon by andy40250 May 30, 2006

Jonathan Cheechoo 

A beastly hockey player in the NHL, plays for the San Jose Sharks. He wears the number 14. He's from a weird place in Canada called Moose Factory. He won the Maurice Rocket Richard Trophy in the 05-06 season with 56 goals. He had 5 hat tricks during the season as well. He holds Sharks franchise records for goals in a season, PP goals in a season, and hat tricks in a season. Since his 05-06 breakout season, his production has fallen posting 37 goals the following year, and 23 the year after that. GOOO SHARKS!!! CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP!!!

Randy Hahn:
Joe Thornton down the right boards, centers it for Cheechoo, Cheechoo shoots, HE SCORESSS!!! JONATHAN CHEECHOO!!!

Jonathan Cheechoo by strategix88 April 8, 2009

Jonathan Jiang 

Jonathan, a person who doesn't feel guilty for lost property or doesn't repay one for bad deeds. Also denies broken property blatantly.

That guy was a jonathan jiang! he broke my phone and didnt repay it!

Jonathan Jiang by sragh1181 November 1, 2017

Jonathan Davis 

lyricist and singer for the band korn. writes about himself and his pain a lot.. likes to rhyme pain with shame, blame, fame, insane and lame...rhymes hate with, rape. has to be the greatest lyricist to have ever lived. nick cave would be committing suicide if he heard about jonathans paaaain.

jonathan davis - i feel so much pain, blame and shame im going to go insane, its you i hate cos its me you raped

Jonathan Davis by regrijhijhre August 16, 2010

jonathan page 

a cocky nationalistic abnormally tall british man. likes to make fun of america. giggles like a girl.

"JONATHAN PAGE IS GETTING TO YOU!!!1111!!11"

jonathan page by kathy le October 23, 2008