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The Jerk Trap

Rarely known as TJT, "The Jerk Trap" is a term that describes a common cycle people go through while watching internet pornography. The cycle starts when one is ready to "finish", but is determined that they can find a better video to do it on.
The video in the thumbnails seemed 10x better than the video I was watching, so I waited to view the new video. Next thing you know I did exactly that over and over, I've got eighty tabs open, It's an hour an a half later and my balls are blue. The Jerk Trap gets me every fucking time.
by GiddyWafffles June 7, 2011
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Jingle Jerk

“Yo Mark I did a jingle jerk this Christmas and my mom almost walked in on me”
“Well you’re lucky, she walked in on me jingle jerking last year!”
by Gamergranny December 25, 2018
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Sulky jerk

When loneliness and desire reach a level so great you masturbate with tears as lube.
Valentines day will surely be filled with lonely men and their sulky jerks.
by agreenssfan February 14, 2017
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Jerk OOF

when u are jerking off to some good shit with earbuds in at full volume and ur mom walks in on u naked holding ur dick while u two look at each other dead eye.
Hey son are u do--
*drops the basket off clothing*

son*Jerk OOF*
by NiggerTrapper October 17, 2018
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Jerk it June

It's just like destroy dick December but in june. Masturbate once on the 1st. Twice on the 2nd. 3 times on the 3rd and so on
Jake: dude are you still in jerk it June?
Sam: nah dude I stopped at 5 days
Jake: bro you're weak. I'm still going at 24
by Bigpeepeeman6969 May 23, 2019
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Jerk Theory

The theory that a girl is more likely to become attracted to a guy who is a complete tool and treats her with little to none respect over a nice guy.
I bought her some flowers but when she answered the door there was some jerk there too. He just handed me a book on the Jerk Theory.
by Thatone random guy May 5, 2014
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Shame-jerking

I was shame-jerking in gym showers trying to clear my mind of what happened last night
by hellhammer February 2, 2015
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