Jar Diesel

Jar Diesel is a Hispanic male in his early 40s from Fresno California. With his stunningly Savage pipe he can bang b****** as he pleases, and layeth the smack down on that ass..
B****** of white, asian, and Hispanic races best beware because when the Jar Diesel is loose whiplash is sure to happen.. the jar diesel is also known for jackknifing all these two bit sack chasing hoes and giving them neck problems for the rest of their lives...
..... The Jar Diesel is known for giving women what is called a vaginus...
A vaginas is when the Jar Diesel enters the vagina or anus, and solidifies the two as one orifice.. hence the name vaginas...

That mother f***** Jar Diesel done f***** my b**** again and left her p**** all f****** tore up!!

by jarzilla4187 April 24, 2021

Jelly Jar

(Noun) The act of catching a know-it-all in the trap of pretending that they know what they are talking about.

I asked him to explain what a "flibberwidget" was, and he proceeded to explain it like he knew exactly what a flibberwidget was. I caught him in a Jelly Jar.

by meestamoosta April 30, 2021

Jar chaser

Someone, usually a female. who trades sex for drugs and bounces from person to person, leaving one when they run out of drugs and going to another.

That Ruth Ann stays high and is with a different dude every week, she's a total jar chaser.

by Deadhead859 July 20, 2022

Sock Paper Jar

An alternative, dirty version of Rock Paper Scissors. The game goes sock beats jar, jar beats paper and paper beats sock.

The loser has to swallow the winner's cum from the item they won with.

Joe: Hey mate, wanna play Sock Paper Jar?

Larry: Sure buddy, but I warn ya, my cum jar is filled to the brim.

by YuriMurder July 21, 2022

Cum jar

Someone who sleeps with a lot of men and let them finish inside them

That Chantelle is always bringing men home she's such a cum jar

by Magaluf2015 July 22, 2022

Cookie Jar

A smash hit made by the South Korean girl group Red Velvet. Could be interpreted as a song about relaxing and forgetting about the stresses of life by enjoying a sweet treat ie a cookie. #Cookie Jar is used in the same way as #TBT in reference to just enjoying life NOT FISTING

I love the song by red velvet that says “Put your hand in the cookie jar”

by BeamMeTheFUCKupScotty August 1, 2022

Darth Jar Jar Syndrome

Acting like a clumsy fuckward to cover up strength and being a big fish than most people.

Based off the darth jar jar theory

Never knew that cunt was that solid, he tricked us all with that darth jar jar syndrome

by Mishst16 June 20, 2022