by ky the spy November 23, 2021
Anyboody who touches you gets shot/stabbed/tasers no charges because it’s self defense NOW BOYS TRY IT RISK IT Fir your life and if this dissent count then your April 15 doesn’t FUCKING COUNT sick bastards
by Imaboi2410 April 15, 2021
by biddys_745 October 13, 2021
The Date of the Legendary Josh Fight. On April 24th, 2020, a man named Josh Swain sent a message to a group of other Josh Swains, challenging them to a duel to keep the name. However, this restriction on last names was removed, so all Joshes could participate. On April 24th, 2021, the group gathered in a field for a pool noodle fight, raising money for charity. In the end, a kid known as “Little Josh” won the fight.
by Amgoosehönk April 25, 2021
Older twin: *gets slapped by younger twin*
Older twin: "What was that for?"
Younger twin: "It's April 17"
Older twin: "Oh, I should have known... National Slap Your Older Twin Day"
Older twin: "What was that for?"
Younger twin: "It's April 17"
Older twin: "Oh, I should have known... National Slap Your Older Twin Day"
by colinisadumbass1234 April 17, 2020
- Patrick walks into the classroom where his favourite teacher works.
- wtf?????
- “I want to bend you over a desk and fuck you so hard, Wentz,” he growls.
- oh, is it april 16?
- every day is the lung fic day
- wtf?????
- “I want to bend you over a desk and fuck you so hard, Wentz,” he growls.
- oh, is it april 16?
- every day is the lung fic day
by lung_eater3000 March 07, 2022
by Aubrianna Donnley April 16, 2019