Israel

Shit

See that disgusting thing over there? That's israel

by kjhgfdsasdfghjk March 31, 2024

Israel

a fucking dumbass stolen country that deserves to rot, anyways FREE PALESTINE!

Ummm what’s Israel??

by HEZBOALLAH April 2, 2024

Israfil

Israfil (also known as Izzy) is an incredibly handsome and charming person. His caramel skin is adorned with perfectly placed freckles that make him look even more attractive. He has light brown eyes that seem to see right through you. He's a kind and funny individual, and his jokes are always able to make you laugh. You're fortunate to be able to witness his smile, which is truly heartwarming. His lips are soft and pink, so much so that they're almost irresistible. His voice is as soothing as that of an angel.

Layla: Oh, I wish I could kiss Israfil... He's so hot!

Lea: Frrr

Mamoor: Who are you talking about?

Lea and Layla: *dreamily* Izzy~

Mamoor: Simps...

by Playgirl_Lay April 4, 2024

Israeled

Taking something that belongs to someone else.

This is the most common definition. It refers to claiming ownership of something that isn't yours, often through force or manipulation.

After the group project, everyone else did most of the work, but John ended up taking all the credit and basically Israeled the whole grade.

by SlangCity April 7, 2024

Isreal

Da "genuine article" nation dat wants a piece of Palestine.

If "Isreal" is so "real", why is there da misspelled "knockoff country" with its last two vowels reversed?

by QuacksO April 19, 2024

Israel

A country that was terrorized by evil Palestinians AKA Hamas on October 7th 2023.

Did you know that Palestine kidnapped and killed over 1k people in Israel?

by ilikeorangesandbananas September 15, 2024

israel

If you repeat a lie often enough, eventually it becomes Israel.

Israel's army is "the most moral army in the world"
>Proceeds to commit inhuman war crimes

by nobodyknows. September 26, 2024