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15 inch long flying stick bugs

Get the fuck right out of here Australia! You can eat a dick. Nope.
Hym "They just found 15 inch long flying stick bugs in Australia. Another reason to light it on fire and then feed the flames until the end of time. Global bonfire! We can call it 'The world's fireplace!' Literally anything would be better than litterally everything that exists in Australia. God I fucking hate that place I swear I will destroy it."
by Hym Iam August 3, 2025
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1ml short of an inch

“1 ml short of an inch” is essentially a joke. Mixing millilitres (volume) with inches (length) gives this idiom an absurd, confused and humorous edge.

Close, but not quite there.

Almost there.

Someone who’s slightly off in thinking, in a funny or endearing way.

Someone that’s pulling the wool over your eyes.

Close but no cigar.

If you had brains you’d be dangerous.

If your balls weren’t in a bag you’d lose them.

It’s about almost having the full picture but missing the key piece that reveals the trick.

The swapped measurements between imperial and metric systems creates a sense of not only being short, but also being mismatched or confused in the attempt.
I followed the recipe exactly, except I swapped sugar to salt. Turns out I was 1ml short of an inch
by Feetnwojo August 9, 2025
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5.17 inches

Person 1: my penis is 5.17 inches
Person 2: yea thats average
by Sbeveman20 January 25, 2025
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packing inches

"Packing inches" is a slang term referring to having a larger-than-average penis size. It implies a size significantly larger than the average, which is around 5 to 6 inches erect.
"I saw Avery in the shower, and he was packing inches. It was quite the sight, and I couldn't stop talking about it."
by hungryhippo13 January 27, 2025
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180 inch Wraps

The minimum length of hand wraps for boxing should be 180 inches. Pad the knuckles, bind the metacarpals, lock in thw thumb, and stabilize the wrist.
"Bruh, you're hitting the bag without 180 inch wraps?"
"I don't need that."
"You're gonna get arthritis by 25 man."
by Doncolorpurple February 5, 2025
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Ben's Huge 9-inch cock

What can I say, Ben just has a huge girthy cock, its so veiny and huge.
Have you seen Ben's Huge 9-inch cock, its massive and i want it inside me.
by Toucher5090 February 17, 2025
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My 2 inch defeater

Friend: MATH!!

Me: My 2 inch defeater can whirl around and shit
by GoGo_Gadget March 15, 2025
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