when your cell takes a video from inside your pocket and you have no idea how it does it... it just does...
duuuude... not cool, my cell just took up all my video space by taking pocket videos... sooo lame...
by i iz de smurf May 21, 2008
by phil hater May 16, 2021
A canine utilized for self pleasure.
by Gabesta99 April 03, 2023
The art of stealthily putting your dick in someones pocket and urinating in it.
Basically pick-pocketing but in stead of stealing, you're giving them something
Basically pick-pocketing but in stead of stealing, you're giving them something
by UglyBagel May 20, 2021
An annoying friend who never leaves your side when you have a bag of drugs and is always trying to get a hit of your drugs anytime you do some. These are the type of friends who bump into you at a party and then completely change their plans to roll with you once they find out you have the good shit. Once the drugs are gone these friends will dismount and look for the next powder pony to ride. Unless of course, they can convince you to buy more first.
Man, quit being such a pocket jockey and get your own shit.
That kid Jason is a freeloading Pocket Jockey , I'm not trying to kick it with him.
That kid Jason is a freeloading Pocket Jockey , I'm not trying to kick it with him.
by Stone Loc the Snowman September 25, 2018
The term used to describe when you steal biscuits from someone's biscuit jar and the stolen biscuits are crumbled and broken up in your pocket
by Assdhkposwwf23 July 29, 2017
A couch pocket is a steaming pile of shit left under or in between the cushions for a unwelcome guest in your house.
by Jmoneyas February 17, 2014