The superior brand choice for the enlightened masses. These enlightened individuals realize that name brands and store brands are literally one and the same. The only difference is that you're paying more for the label on the can, and only suckers and conformists fall for that. Organic brands, however, trump both store and name brands. Mainly self-actualized people buy organic brands.
In summary:
organic/healthy brands > store brands > name brands
In summary:
organic/healthy brands > store brands > name brands
Some dude: *buys name-brand chips*
Me, an enlightened cashier: Hey, you know you can save $2 by buying the store brand alternative, right?
Me, an enlightened cashier: Hey, you know you can save $2 by buying the store brand alternative, right?
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 28, 2022
Get the Store brandmug. Where you and me get everything we need, paper towels? Its there! Candy, its there! A vibrater? Its there!
Me: hey wanna go to the dollar store?
You: no why would you wanna go,
Me: it has everything you need..
You: no it doesn’t..
(Later at the dollar store)
You: IT DOES HAVE EVERYTHING YOU NEED WTF??
You: no why would you wanna go,
Me: it has everything you need..
You: no it doesn’t..
(Later at the dollar store)
You: IT DOES HAVE EVERYTHING YOU NEED WTF??
by Gary that rat November 24, 2021
Get the Dollar storemug. They aint gonna be more then what they are now. They friendly to every "customer" and just onto the next. Thinking they something super like a super market but they just a drive by stop, everyone welcome at.
by Daisy3092 October 16, 2019
Get the Convenience storemug. by Pixelated fetishes May 1, 2019
Get the Piss like a store horsemug. Some place that’s in the ghetto that you go to after your wife got mad at you, so you have to get her something nice before she call the pigs on you.
by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 13, 2023
Get the Jewlery storemug. An antique store where people are trying to sell their old garbage they don't want anymore; factually everything being sold has been drained of all value.
Jon: That is a nice clock you got there David.
David: Thanks we picked it up at the garbage store last week.
David: Thanks we picked it up at the garbage store last week.
by Urban.sav August 5, 2015
Get the Garbage storemug. by XOTWOD23 March 16, 2022
Get the Dollar store donkeykongmug.