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mail polish

The glue on envelopes and stamps, which must be moistened to become sticky. Most people will moisten it by licking the envelope or the stamp, and will find that mail polish has a very distinctive flavor.
Dude, I just can't get enough of the taste of mail polish. I could lick envelopes and stamps all day.
by Melancholera May 16, 2014
mugGet the mail polishmug.

mail genitals

Dir. Ref. To waiting for the mail to come
Mail genitals is dat macho macho mail.
by Hercolena Oliver July 10, 2010
mugGet the mail genitalsmug.

selective e-mail

Similar to selective hearing, but when a colleague (usually a Manager) only chooses to respond to e-mails which suit their needs.

Typically, this is because they don't know *how* to respond, as a result of being incompetent.
They do this regardless of the impact their lack of reply has on their staff/colleagues.

Ultimately, they will not be held responsible for their lack of response and the blame will fall on the person who was awaiting their response!
Ben: "Corey, did you get my e-mail last Monday?"
Corey: "Yeah, mate."
Ben: "..... Can you let me know how to move forward on that? I need your guidance."
Corey: "Sure! I'll reply to you when I'm at my desk."
Matt: "Corey won't reply to your e-mail. He has selective e-mail, remember?"
Ben: "Shit."
by schofieldthescarecrow October 27, 2014
mugGet the selective e-mailmug.

Smell Mail

A Fart. A Fart intended to disgust a nearby person with only using the air as a conduit.
After eating huge quantities of cabbage and drinking 2 Liters of Rot-Gut whiskey, I released a terrible Smell Mail to my unsuspecting Manager at the office.
by Will and Steve December 20, 2008
mugGet the Smell Mailmug.

You've got mail

You've got mail! Check your letterbox.
You've got mail!
Dies of explosion.
by ( •_•)>⌐■-■ gagaga October 13, 2023
mugGet the You've got mailmug.

v-mailed

(verb) synonymous with reject -- to force an unwanted call to your voice mail. Typically used in the past tense, since the person having the action performed on him/her is unaware until the v-mailing occurs. While getting sent to vmail can occur for good reason i.e. person being called is in class/at work or talking with someone else, it tends to create feelings of woe regardless.
"Man, I stared at my phone for an hour wanting to call that girl, and when I finally pressed send, she fuckin' v-mailed my ass!"

"Dude, don't feel bad about v-mailing that punk. Now he's got a limited time to convince you to call his ass back."
by een January 3, 2009
mugGet the v-mailedmug.

He-mail

An email sent from a male to a group of males regarding motorcycles, vintage cars, or last night's football game while purposely excluding females.
Male: "Hey Shannon, did you see what Brian sent?"
Shannon: "No. I wasn't included in that He-mail."
by AppleBlack June 26, 2019
mugGet the He-mailmug.

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