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human bra

a guy using his hands as a bra well for a girl.
"Can i b your human bra?"
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humanitarian sex

Humanitarian sex is to engage in sexual activity with an individual you have no attraction to in order to assist in their emotional well-being and enhancement of self esteem. Humanitarian sex is never performed whilst wearing beer goggles. It is an act of pure selflessness for the greater good of humanity.
Having humanitarian sex with an extremely large woman so that she feels good about herself and her body.
by Quintin In Zurich January 13, 2008
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Human beings

Human beings are animals. We should not be forced to work or go to school, neither be sexualized by nudity or shoulders. We are animals we shouldn’t even be wearing clothes that’s not how it was intended to be so stfu about my bra strap showing hoe
Human beings really be dumb.
by Wereallhoesontheinside June 11, 2018
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Genocide Humanity

To kill all humans on this planet.
by DrunkCat August 29, 2003
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suv human

SUV Human (pronunciation and connotation similar to subhuman) – Typically a petite insecure woman or a man experiencing vehicular compensation syndrome. They are driven by an irresistible urge to flaunt their socio-economic level (or degree of personal debt) by poorly handling incredibly large and overly expensive Sport Utility Veheicles as a display of their own self-importance or ‘status.’
However in this case SUV stands for Selfish Urban Vanity. Several deficiencies characterize almost all SUV Human behavior …
Inability to either safely brake or accelerate
Inability to park within any set of painted lines
Inability to drive with both hands (that is without a cell phone, food, make-up, etc.)
Inability to reach the pedals and see over the steering wheel simultaneously
Inability to leave any urban center and actually go ‘off-road’
Inability to perform any type maintenance or automotive repair
Inability to keep all four tires on the ground during or after an accident
Typically SUV-Humans are danger to themselves and anyone who happens to be near them in traffic. They will almost always survive any automotive accident that they cause and will feel no remorse for the fate they perpetrate upon others – ‘they should have seen me – its their fault.’
by Night Manager May 26, 2007
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humanatee

A special breed of enormous, lazy bureaucrat resembling a manatee. Natural habitat include desks, strained office chairs, office buffets, and the Oprah show.
That bitch wouldn't even get off her fat ass to fetch me my pay stub. Oh the humanatee!
by humanatee December 15, 2009
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Human Skewer

When a male penis is fully erect and is at least 32 inches long and can carry two or more men on it at any given time.
Dude 1 " Whoa, my ass hurts"
Dude 2 " Mine too, what happened?"
Dude 3 " I caught it all on camera. You guys were human skewer'd in the butt by Jay Seymour last night"
by 5 Finger Xbox May 18, 2011
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