hold your roll

Someone who actually means Slow Your Roll and *just* misses it

A: Hold your roll, man!
B: Don't you mean slow your roll?
A: Shit.

by TSFAO February 20, 2017

Texas Hold ‘Em

You go to a ranch and grab your friends cock and have a jerk-off train

This weekend me and the boys are gonna play some Texas hold ‘em, you up for it?

by GarbleDee M. Cox April 16, 2021

Hold Your Water

Stop gossiping, blabbing, etc. Shut up, bite your tongue.

Ashley: What does that mean to say, "hold your water"?
Francis: It means stop gossiping, blabbing, etc. Shut up, bite your tongue.

Ashley: I saw my bff kissing my bf.
Francis: Omg, hold your water.

by AshleyandFrank January 22, 2012

Hold Your Pants On

A phrase used to tell an annoying child to be patient. Synonymous with "cool your jets" and "hold your horses".

Freshman - dude, dude, dude, when are you going to give my back my backpack?!

Senior - Hold your pants on.

by Happysquirrel93 April 29, 2009

hold your fire

calm down and be patient

Hold your fire. You didn't get the full story.

by The Return of Light Joker August 27, 2011

down to hold hands

Homerun of the Mormon bases system. First base is talking to someone of the opposite gender, second base is getting within 2 feet of someone of the opposite gender, third base is hugging, and homerun is holding hands.

"Can you believe how slutty Larissa is? She's telling all the guys she's DTHH (down to hold hands)"

by Anon100101vfhseivbfhksvbfheuwv February 26, 2012

hold my hair

What one gay man says to another gay man when observing something that makes him want to vomit.

Gay #1: Girl, did you see those shoes on Maggie?

Gay #2: Yuck! Hold my hair.

by Willyummm July 30, 2010