Lord in heaven save my soul!

What my girlfriend exclaims before orgasming

*Aggressively fucks girlfriend*

Girlfriend: LORD IN HEAVEN SAVE MY SOUL!

*Girlfriend cums passionately*

by Bad C dev November 18, 2024

Banana Heaven

When you see something that makes your dick hard.

"Dude! I saw this bitchin 67 Sting Ray yesterday. Man did it put me in Banana Heaven!"

by Cooky Rook February 7, 2009

The tastier the water, the closer to heaven

People who find joy in the everyday are closer to living a happy and wholesome life

the tastier the water, the closer to heaven

by peejaylaylay February 17, 2021

What if you wanted to go to heaven but god said

A stupid four panel meme that has many amazing parody’s, the fourth panel being replaced to a relatable game, or video, or reference:

BFDI REFERENCE:

What if you
Wanted to go to heaven
But god said
“Hey guys for a prank-“

FNAF SB REFERENCE:
What if you
Wanted to go to heaven

But god said
“Requires a lvl 4 security pass to enter”

What if you wanted to go to heaven but god said ….

by XanaduIsGayForLicoriceCookie February 28, 2022

Slice of heaven

Shout out to teaisha nayden jewel Justin talen for being a slice of heaven

The joyful slice of heaven

by I y_wolf66 December 13, 2018

stairway to heaven

the hair that leads to a mans penis

holy shit look you can see his stairway to heaven

by Jdsbeb June 18, 2023

heaven

a place where you don't have too do school aka a prison mixed with hell that gives you crap aka homework. heaven is where you can play all the minecraft and fortnite you want. nobody shoud have to go to school btw because its prison hell and misery! you barely get food/water you cant play minecraft you cant even talk its absoulte HELL! please dont go to school.

i went to heaven last week! dang i was stuck at school more common to say prison or hell but i wish i went with you. :(

by the meme that eats poop September 24, 2020