Heather:hey can i have a toy for a week
me: sure!
*after a month*
me:where is my toy?
Heather:i dont wanna give you it!
me: sure!
*after a month*
me:where is my toy?
Heather:i dont wanna give you it!
by anonymous September 14, 2021
Get the Heathermug. friend: omg your heather
me: shut thw fuck up you stupid whore you don’t know what heather means so just know that your kneecaps are a privilege for now
me: shut thw fuck up you stupid whore you don’t know what heather means so just know that your kneecaps are a privilege for now
by beanie haha lol December 20, 2020
Get the heathermug. Are we gonna have a problem?
You got a bone to pick?
You've come so far why now are you pulling on my d-ck?
I'd normally slap your face off
And everyone here could watch
But I'm feeling nice
Here's some advice
Listen up beeyotch
You got a bone to pick?
You've come so far why now are you pulling on my d-ck?
I'd normally slap your face off
And everyone here could watch
But I'm feeling nice
Here's some advice
Listen up beeyotch
by busterisheresis November 12, 2019
Get the Heathersmug. “i wish i were heather”
someone who most of us used to be, you want to be her because she’s perfect (what you think is perfect” but you don’t like her in anyway
someone who most of us used to be, you want to be her because she’s perfect (what you think is perfect” but you don’t like her in anyway
by Livimira August 24, 2020
Get the Heathermug. The type of momma who attempts to broom handle spear their own child in the RV park. Most commonly will be found wearing a wig/bonnet and complaining about her baby daddies.
by Wiggins Finest November 28, 2020
Get the Heathermug. Heather the the name of a musical about how a girl who is a loser become a part of the the popular girl group the heathers where all their first name is heather
by Dollar store heathers March 26, 2022
Get the Heathersmug. 