headshape

when something has gone wrong

the upgrade has gone headshape

by Theo_Wyvern November 11, 2003

Headsplosion

Used to describe or explain someones head exploding. Commonly seen in gore films, a Headsplosion is usually the single goriest act achieved in the dispatching of a person or character. The word comes from the simple shortening and combination of head and explosion. Some notable cinematic Headsplosions have occured during a particularly grizzly scene in New Line Cinemas 'Final Destination 3', in which a pair of weights cause the character Lewis to experience a Headsplosion.

The word 'headsplosion' and its definition is the intellectual property of its creator Callum Padgham.

'What a gnarly headsplosion'

'That person just headsplosioned all over that gutter'

'My mother died yesterday'
'Oh gosh, i am so sorry to hear. How did she die?'
'A headsplosion'
'Oh.'

by Callum Padgham July 20, 2008

Hearsewagon

The word describing when a person dies, How everything abrubtly changes to either Good Note, Or Bad Note. Which, generaly, nethier of these acusations are actually true, But the fact that the subject is dead, make pepole exadurate his or her life. Basically, the speaker is making a big deal out of themselves or something that probably never happened.

Person 1, Speaking on a "Good Note": OH, his death was terrible, I was sooo sad... He rolled his Golf Cart 3 times!!

Person 2: Well, From what I heard, he was being Hot Shit by driving on the wrong side of the road, And a car came, so he swerved to avoide it, and he rolled it. Sounds to me like he was trying to impress his freinds.

Person 1: Oh no, no, no ,no! How can u say that!! He never showed off, he was sooo nice!! Theres no way anyone could have hated him!! But, No, EVERYONE drives on the wrong side of the road, he wasnt showing off at all!!

Person 2: It sounds to me like you just Hopped on the Hearsewagon, talking about him like that. Wait, Wasnt it just like a week before he died you said you hated his guts and never wanted to talk or see him again?

by Ralph Shady October 3, 2009

bump heads

kids game ( for 5 years an under ) ( adults foreplay )

my 2 year old bump heads with her daddy. Sooon my honey we will bump heads in bed. Friday is our naughty night!!

by itichie_nocanpo July 8, 2006

Headshotted

When an internet date shows up and you realise you only saw a head shot... what's below ain't quite so hot.

When she walked in and I saw her arse, I realise I'd been severely headshotted.

by andyricsussex October 3, 2010

Green Heads

A Green Head is the most obnoxious human being imaginable. It is derived from swamp borne green headed flies on the coast of Maine. These flies have green heads and when they land on you, they bite you with huge, white triangle shaped teeth. They are really slow,and when swatted, they do an animated, circuliar tumble to the ground.

That guy is such a fuckin' green head! Death to Green Heads!

by KahunaJ October 26, 2008

headsong

A song that's ridiculously catchy for one reason or another and gets stuck in your head for a prolonged period of time. Headsongs can be in your head for the entire time straight, or just reoccuring instances - like hiccups. Fucking hiccups.

AJ: Dammit, man, this headsong is fuckin' killing me.
Mike: What is it?
AJ: The fuckin' Safety Dance. It's been stuck in my head off-and-on for weeks now.
Mike: Ha ha, loser... oh wait, damn now it's in my head!

by Devabbi April 4, 2009