you have crabs

insult your friends. public lice.

girl1: "girl2 smells"
girl2: "you have crabs"

by przldent October 15, 2018

Have a field day

Go crazy, have fun, enjoy oneself immensely, etc

When I tell my girlfriend that I'm into BDSM she's going to have a field day.

by D. Y. Vetz October 09, 2020

Have your head

Idiom meaning to be in serious trouble. Sometimes with the law.

The boss is gonna have your head for not completing the monthly report that is due soon.

The Judge is going to have your head for not staying out of drug dealing.

by Falcongrl89 April 30, 2015

having a misha moment

a moment of absolute fangirl squee, with no rational thought left other than MISHAAA

background:
Misha Collins, actor, currently playing the angel Castiel in the tv show Supernatural and with a crazy fanbase (which are called Minions) he keeps flooring with the things he writes on his twitter account: twitter.com/mishacollins

Minion #1: OMG, Misha!! His hair! and his voice!! did you see his eyes!?!! *SQUEEE* My heart! I can't take it!!!
Minion #2: I think you're having a Misha moment!

by Mishamadness March 28, 2010

Here have an eagle

Text coming from the cartoon of the game Team Fortress 2 and said by Saxton Hale while giving an eagle to his followers. It can be said to greet someone.

You: Here have an eagle
your guests: shmeh?

by ununquadium November 01, 2010

I have boner

"I have boner," is a wonderful ice breaker with really hot chicks.

Usually results in fairly quick hot monkey sex.

"I have boner," Louie said to the unbelievably gorgeous hot chick standing next to him at the bar.

"My place is just around the corner," replied the stunner, "let's go boink our brains out."

by scodder May 19, 2010

have a blessed day

Sometimes it face-value means, "I wish you a nice/ pleasant/ fortunate day". Sometimes it means "I'm done talking to you now". Sometimes it means, I work two jobs, I'm tired, leave me alone.

-Your total is $7.82.
-Here's a $10. Nice weather huh?
-Your change is $2.18. Yeah, much nicer than yesterday.
-I know that's right! OK, have a blessed day, baby.
-Gang.

by yeah buddy 2020 April 21, 2022