A woman who is, or resembles a stripper over the age of 45 who's face looks like worn leather and whos voice could only be described as a combination of a waterbuffalo and drowning hyeina.
by not samantha. May 11, 2016
Get the hag gladicemug. A person of the female persuasion who subsists exclusively on cheap fermented grape juice.
They will typically drink directly from the bottle or goon bag especially for classic vintages such as Fruity Lexia, Lambrusco and Passion Pop.
They will typically drink directly from the bottle or goon bag especially for classic vintages such as Fruity Lexia, Lambrusco and Passion Pop.
Upon visiting her house and sitting upon her couch adorned with silver goon bag pillows it was evident that Martha was indeed the goon hag we all thought her to be.
by Viva Libertad May 23, 2016
Get the goon hagmug. Tussled hair following sexual activity, that typically goes unnoticed during the activity, but seems more obvious afterwards.
Linda: I totally want you. Please take me!
Ace: You got it babe.
<sometime later>
Ace: Wow! Linda that was awesome, but you have some serious hag hair brewing.
Linda: Well, if I do, I suppose I have you to thank.
Ace: You got it babe.
<sometime later>
Ace: Wow! Linda that was awesome, but you have some serious hag hair brewing.
Linda: Well, if I do, I suppose I have you to thank.
by The Jungle Prophet October 15, 2023
Get the Hag Hairmug. Hag is southern slang for the word roast. To hag someone means to roast their looks or what their wearing, basically means to make fun of someone
by blasiandestroyer777 July 30, 2019
Get the Hagmug. by Gooman1979 February 2, 2017
Get the hill hagmug. by Mr.PantsySmarts January 5, 2023
Get the flint-faced hagmug. What is seen as a conventionally attractive female for most men.
Essentially a reiteration of Uggo hag face, but the entire female body (body type, hair, feet, etc.)
Essentially a reiteration of Uggo hag face, but the entire female body (body type, hair, feet, etc.)
Model: *posts a professionally photographed pic on instagram*
Based comment: If this is what a majority of men find "attractive" then i'm doomed. Cute hags are almost none-existant while uggo hags are as common as flies, smh.
Based comment: If this is what a majority of men find "attractive" then i'm doomed. Cute hags are almost none-existant while uggo hags are as common as flies, smh.
by Autismo_Manifesto March 11, 2023
Get the Uggo hagmug.