Humping the Bed

What you do to pleasure yourself in a sexual way since you can't have a real mate.

I don't have a girlfriend to go with tonight so I'll be humping the bed to get my sexual satisfaction..

by pablowisdom August 18, 2016

camel hump

Referring to the large growth found on the front of middle aged women, also known as a front butt.

Ms. Akers-Jordan has a really big camel hump and looks bad in those black jeans.

by Stan McKay March 26, 2003

hump the deck

When you're compelled to say "jump the deck" but then hit the "h" key instead of the "j" key.

As Metal Shadow 666 would say.

Dude: HIT THE DECK!
Dude 2 goes to hump the deck
Dude: O_o
Dude 2: jump*

by Duuur November 10, 2008

Dry Hump

The action that occurs when a male inadvertently gets an erection in the presence of his other male friends. The man with the erection proceeds to pin down one of his friends, and repeatedly pelvic thrust his erection against the victim's crotch or face. This is done to humiliate and embarrass the victim.

Don: "Dude, I dry humped Ray in front of his friends last week."

by Tooawkward February 1, 2016

buffalo hump

When one is kicked, or kneed specifically in the butthole, then they are said to be experiencing how it would feel to be penetrated by a buffalo.

Chris was bending over to pick up the remote, so I gave him the buffalo humps and it floored him for like, 5 minutes!

by Joe Stover January 5, 2006

dry humped

When you fully warm up for a baseball game but coach doesn't put you in.

Coach totally just dry humped me!

by Aiden18 April 15, 2017

hump sex

1. When a lady and a fella do the dirty.
2. A name for making whoopie that my cousin came up with when we were 8.
3. Just another name for plain old fuckin.

Hot damn! I heard them doin the hump sex last night in that there bedroom, so watch out for the love stains.

by Darylton March 19, 2007