hose box

A computer or other electronic device of poor quality. A frustrating piece of shit that constantly malfs.

Christ on a bike, this Gateway is a real hose box.

by Scorite June 17, 2006

cum hose

this is a definition to be used towards a very slutty girl.

xtra says: damn that girl is fine as hell
matt says: yeah shes a cum hose though.

by laura and Kim October 5, 2008

garden hose

The penis-like piece of flesh constructed in a female-to-male sex-change operation.

She calls herself a man, but her garden hose can't satisfy a woman.

by Transitionator June 13, 2010

Fire Hose

The act of layings ones dick across the face of a unsuspecting female while they are sleeping and cumming all over her face while screaming "FIRE FIRE FIRE"

Did you hear about Trae man he gave his girlfriend a fire hose and she left him thats crazy

by Trae,Snitzel January 6, 2012

Hopedale

See "Hoplessdale, MA"

There are no grocery stores in Hopedale.

by cptheman July 27, 2006

hoed up

when two hoes have random hoe sex

I was hoed up with this chick i met last nite

by Anonymous July 10, 2003

Hose Equity

An erection or hard-on. Attributed to instant message typo for "Home Equity"

"Dude, I had massive hose equity"

by Erik Madsen November 12, 2004