Clam Hopper

A dude that thinks he is all that but really isn't jack shit.

Matt needs to stop being such a clam hopper.

by Rainey508 July 6, 2012

Homie Hopper

Jacob Mack

if you were a girl, you'd be a homie hopper

by MoochieMan March 5, 2020

homie hopper

Inspired by the word grasshopper, a homie hopper is a woman who is distinguished to be obviously pursuing sexual relationships within a friend group in a time frame of less than three months.

Man, Amelia and Jared sure have been spending a lot of time together... wasn't she just with his boy Clarence?
Yeah... She was with that other guy John just a few weeks ago too... they're a whole ass friend group
Damn... she sure is a homie hopper!

by celibatepedophile January 25, 2023

Cooter hopper

When your flesh and blood sister won't take one for the team and make you rich and famous off a sex tape

My sister is a cooter hopper because she won't pull a Kim Kardashian and make me rich and famous by making a sex tape.

by B-Randy P December 2, 2017

cavern hopper

a person that gets turned on by huge vaginas

I heard Ted fucked Cheryl last night, that nasty slut will fuck ANYONE. He's such a cavern hopper!

by pussytoast69 August 6, 2011

Homie hopper

savannah

savannah is a homie hopper

by jdog2828 August 18, 2022

bowl hopper

a person who hops around from friend to friend smoking bowl after bowl of everyone else's dope and at the end of the day still has the same amount of dope they started their day with. Similar to a dope whore only doesn't put out.

"...put it away, put it away, here comes the bowl hopper."

by MDubya35 March 17, 2020