Texas Hitchhiker

The act of pooping in someone’s mouth and then them giving you a blowjob with the poop still in your mouth, while next using the puke from having poop in their mouth to give you a handjob.

Oh man, that girl sure looks like she would give a good Texas Hitchhiker.

by Toast9150 June 26, 2025

bitch with a hitch

someone who has an other half, often a partner or close friend

look over there there's the bitch with a hitch

by BitchHitch October 10, 2008

Hat trick hootchie

A woman that has sex with 3 generations of a single family granpa dad and college aged son

Hey yo. Joey. That chic we met at the bar friday ..well i took her home and grandpa dad and i had a four way with her. She turned out to be a real hat trick hootchie

by M I sofakingweetodded May 21, 2017

South dakota hitchiker

insted of using your thumb you pull your shlong out and spin it in circles in the air

Last night i saw a south dakota hitchiker

by Slimrick66 May 12, 2017

eat my hitch

When you are driving a big ass dually and someone wants to ride your ass

Or

When you want someone to suck your dick (male) or eat your ass (female)

This dude in a tundra can eat my hitch!! Always riding my ass!!

by Big daddy van November 10, 2021

Doing the HotChip

Getting off work on the night shift and mixing xanex and hard alcohol before noon.

Friend 1 “gm”
Friend 2 “gm im thinking of quitting my job and I hate my boyfriend who wants to VC”
Friend 1 “Aw fuck nvm she doing the hotchip”

by Randy the Astonishing March 15, 2022

Myrtle beach hitch hiker

Guy with mustache going down on girl and puts thumb up her butt

Austin shaved his beard into a mustache to give her the ole myrtle beach hitch hiker

by Steak and cake February 14, 2023