gut-top

A laptop that rests on the fat gut of a fat individual.

I was working on my laptop at the office and looked over to see Matt working on his Gut-top. Man, he is so fat that his gut covers his entire lap that there is no other place but his gut to rest his computer.

"Hey Matt, is your Gut-top a Dell Fatitude?"

by Matt Kerr March 31, 2008

gut nut

When a man's testicles are hit so hard they rise up into the stomach, creating a gut nut. Gut nut often occurs during a break up, after your girl catch you cheatin.

Guy no.1
"yo hummie, ya hear how Jackie kicked Jamel in the nuts after she caught him cheatin with her mum"

Guy no.2
"Yeah I heard she kicked him so hard she gave him a gut nut!"

by the real D! Ya dig?!? August 2, 2016

bust a gut

Eating a very large meal; eating so much that ones stomach is so full that one feels that it might actually break open. Often times this feeling results in one falling asleep while watching t.v.

I ate so much I thought I might bust a gut.

Let's go to that new Mexican place and bust a gut!

by wichita January 13, 2008

beat guts

when you give it to a gurl real good, hardcore, smashing we call it beating guts

when you having good sex and tha gurl cant handle it you beat guts

by thizzle sahota April 4, 2011

Gut Buster

"a meal so delicious you can't stop eating it" Rachael Ray

A Gut Buster is a meal such as BAKED ZITI with fresh mozzerella and spinach.

by L.r.L January 22, 2008

beat guts

Alright... This is how the game goes. I womens vagina is about 4 to 5 inches long. This means if your penis happens to be longer then 5 inches you end up in a womens internal organs.

1. Did you beat guts.

2. Jacks Boi - "Dam jack herd u beat guts?"
Jack - "Whos guts?"
Jacks Boi - "Jills son?"
All da sudden... THE ROOM GOES QUIET... Jill walks in the room with a disturbing look on her face, holding her stomach....
Jacks Boi - "4sho"

by Rich - Justin - Teddy June 29, 2008

gutted slug

Another term for a woman's vagina.

Ya know, her pink taco, vertical smile, bearded clam, gutted slug.

by Chief big bong smoke March 18, 2005