a person who tends to tell stories that no one listens to. doesn't always have friends, normally a steak is their only friend. extremely hard to understand. occasionally moody.
loved by an overly obsessive girl who would give the worlddddd for them.
loved by an overly obsessive girl who would give the worlddddd for them.
goob : so today i was
bojangles : (rudely interrupting) i like skittles.
goob : .... so today
bojangles : (rudely interrupting) what?
goob : never mind.
bojangles : (rudely interrupting) i like skittles.
goob : .... so today
bojangles : (rudely interrupting) what?
goob : never mind.
by scruffles. March 6, 2008
Get the goob mug.Refers to a business or an establishment that has "Gone Out Of Business" or closed down. Abbreviated by the beginning letter of each word. Gone or Going out of business.
by imagewise December 10, 2009
Get the Goob mug.A peanut that likes to wear monacles and thongs...and also wear a hat and carries a cane. Likes to take people up the ass and against the wall. May be found in many different styles...such as "Teen Preganancy Goober", and "Ninja Goober".
by Joober January 23, 2005
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Get the goober mug.A goober is any type of bodily fluid which leaves in a large quantity. Typical goobers include semen, poop, snot, saliva and vomit.
EXAMPLE 1:
Man1: "Dude, Janice is so pissed with me. Last night she was tugging the porksword and I accidently goobered all over her face."
Man2: "No way!"
Man1: "Way!"
EXAMPLE 2:
Man1: "Dude, what the fuck did you do to that toilet? Smells like a cabbage patch kid crawled up your arse and died. You smelly bastard."
Man2: "Sorry buddy, after that indian yesterday can you blame me for totally goobering?"
Man1: "Point made."
Man1: "Dude, Janice is so pissed with me. Last night she was tugging the porksword and I accidently goobered all over her face."
Man2: "No way!"
Man1: "Way!"
EXAMPLE 2:
Man1: "Dude, what the fuck did you do to that toilet? Smells like a cabbage patch kid crawled up your arse and died. You smelly bastard."
Man2: "Sorry buddy, after that indian yesterday can you blame me for totally goobering?"
Man1: "Point made."
by Flossua March 21, 2009
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Generally accomapanies a quif
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