Gooch Pubes

The hair between your genitals and your ass hole running down the skin.

Damn my gooch pubes are getting in the way of my penis. I pee side ways.

by NatePV September 25, 2010

gooch

The space between your ballsack and cornhole.

Kid: "I don't feel good!"
Dad: "Son, just stroke ya gooch and it will all go away."

by goable August 15, 2009

gooch

the skin between the ballsack and the anus

Courtney, Tickle my gooch!

by li4ec November 24, 2013

The Gooch

Vince Ferrito
An angry man who wears weight lifting gloves.
A person who steals.
A bully.
A tough guy.

The Gooch is going to help himself to some of your things.

by Patrick Thornton December 12, 2004

gooch special

the lunch choice of the gooch everyday at the SBC caf
consists of the chicken burger and fries with a pepsi

Im getting the gooch special

by Frank Lester January 29, 2008

Goochzilla

Goochzilla (pronounced "Gooch-zira" in Japanese) was just a gooch known as a Goochasaurus, When the Americans attacked Lagos Island in 1944 the goochasaurus was arroused and attacked the noisey american soldiers. The Japanesse thought that the goochasaurus was protecting them. Later a nuclear test was held, transforming the goochasaurus into a giant reptillian gooch monster that towered over many buildings and trees. Soon he gained the ability to breathe fire or fromunder cheese.

Person 1: WTF smells like nut butter?
Person 2: Your mom opened her mouth to speak. She's got some goochzilla breath.

by hellokittyxoxo June 17, 2009

Scooch a gooch

Caroline's mom uses it as a phrase for "scoot over," but it can used for an exclamation at anytime; like instead of "Shit!" or "Oh no!" ou can yell this.

1.) Hey fat ass, mind scooching a goose? I'm not that thin either!

2.)Bobby Flay: Oh scooch a gooch! My show got cancelled again!

by billySusan May 15, 2008