Goonbag

A mixture of a funny person and a douchebag

Woah. I just met someone and they are the biggest goonbag that I have ever seen.

by Jeffery Duncan April 2, 2016

Goanna Rag

An item of clothing a young man keeps hidden in his room, usually under the mattress with his porn magazines

He cleaned it up with his Goanna Rag

by Pottiechase October 22, 2016

gonnasyfilitus

When a bitch eat up with every disease known to man

that bitch got gonnasyfilitus!

by eat my ballsack November 21, 2016

goonjan

a girl with a thicc dicc

goonjan ate my ass last night!
damn the one with the thicc dicc?
yeah bro!

by moonjan June 3, 2017

gonna fuck it up

When someone is screwing up or somebody is doing something in a wrong way.

He gonna fuck it up because he is an asshole...

by Eaco October 9, 2017

Goona

A type of blanket that suffocates you in your sleep.

"Dude my grandma gave me a goona, I swear she wants me dead."

by QueenxOfxCrazy October 28, 2017

Gonna-clitty-clatty

Contracting or catching something(s) NASTY, stemming from gonorrhea, chlamydia, etc. but more generally just something nasty, germy, or something you don't want to get, touch, associate with.

"I don't fuck with that girl, I don't want none of her gonna-clitty-clatty"

*friend eating cheetos on white couch* "go wash your hands, before you get that gonna-clitty-clatty all over my shit!

"Whew, your breath smell like you've been eating some gonna-clitty-clatty"

by paigey_crazy October 28, 2017