Upper Gooch

The area between the base of your shaft and the top of your scrotum. Referred to as the upper gooch because of its relative location to the lower gooch, frequently called simply "The Gooch". The upper gooch is often much smaller than the lower gooch, hence the nickname, Goochious Minor.

1.) That girl swallowed my dick so far, she was kissing my upper gooch!

2.) The doctor told me I have a rash on my upper gooch, which is obviously worse than one on the lower gooch, as now I cannot properly masturbate.

by Goochman April 11, 2012

Gooch Pyro

A situation in which somebody gives another person an extreme wedgie where they pull their underwear so hard that it burns your gooch. Comperable to the feeling of sitting in a fire pit, getting peroxide poured on it to put it out, and getting a pitchfork rubbed up and down their gooch

Example 1:
Dad: Where's the damn remote!?!
Kid: I don't know. Ask your gooch pyro son what he did with it.
Example 2:
Bully: Gimme your lunch money or you'll get a gooch pyro!

by 2269 September 15, 2010

gooch doctor

The Doctor that inspects the Gooch and the area around it

Alex, my gooch doctor said my gooch has a rash.

by CarlaTheCarAlarm May 19, 2015

gooch trapezoid

when you shave your gooch, the actual skin, into a trapezoid shape.. Then you let a german sherpherd rip your balls off.

So i got drunk and somehow got a gooch trapezoid.

by jyutrurdu December 10, 2009

Gooch Cheese

a type of cheese that has black dots in it that when melted creates a moist wrinkled looking cheese resembling a gooch

Looks like someone gave you some gooch cheese

by FoShizzleMyNizzleOffTheHizzle February 22, 2011

Gooch Licker

An unsavory homosexual who gets great pleasure from licking up gooch sweat in an equally unsavory man whose hygiene would be described as horrible at best.

Friend 1: Did you hear about Ryan last night?

Friend 2: No man, what happened?

Friend 1: I heard it got a little rowdy, and he and Kobe ended up in the same bed.

Friend 2: Ah sick man, what a faggot.

Friend 1: Apparently it got a little raunchy and they were licking each other's gooches.

Friend 2: That's disgusting... fucking gooch lickers.

by McLangolf McMuffin August 25, 2011

Gooch Bag

1. A bag which holds ones gooch.
2. A person who has no idea of anything.

He is such a gooch bag, he thinks that i actually eat my own gooch.

I forgot my gooch bag.

by Charlie fatnaldo January 4, 2008