crook in the guts

When you experience stomach pain or constantly need to dook, usually the result of the previous nights debauchery.

Mate where's the shitter? I'm crook in the guts!

by Blackbirdd June 09, 2016

my guts

Used in reference to a younger family member or child you may have helped raise, who exhibits qualities or behavior that replicates your own.

Originates in Southern Maryland, popularized in modern country culture resurgence.

Other family member: Riley is so wild, always getting hurt, and running around like a crazy fool.

Me: You got that right; he's my guts.

by lafemmeflora June 03, 2014

bust a gut

Eating a very large meal; eating so much that ones stomach is so full that one feels that it might actually break open. Often times this feeling results in one falling asleep while watching t.v.

I ate so much I thought I might bust a gut.

Let's go to that new Mexican place and bust a gut!

by wichita January 06, 2008

beat guts

when you give it to a gurl real good, hardcore, smashing we call it beating guts

when you having good sex and tha gurl cant handle it you beat guts

by thizzle sahota March 19, 2011

Gut Buster

"a meal so delicious you can't stop eating it" Rachael Ray

A Gut Buster is a meal such as BAKED ZITI with fresh mozzerella and spinach.

by L.r.L January 22, 2008

beat guts

Alright... This is how the game goes. I womens vagina is about 4 to 5 inches long. This means if your penis happens to be longer then 5 inches you end up in a womens internal organs.

1. Did you beat guts.

2. Jacks Boi - "Dam jack herd u beat guts?"
Jack - "Whos guts?"
Jacks Boi - "Jills son?"
All da sudden... THE ROOM GOES QUIET... Jill walks in the room with a disturbing look on her face, holding her stomach....
Jacks Boi - "4sho"

by Rich - Justin - Teddy June 29, 2008

gutted slug

Another term for a woman's vagina.

Ya know, her pink taco, vertical smile, bearded clam, gutted slug.

by Chief big bong smoke March 18, 2005