greasy pineapple

A male cunt

That man is a greasy pineapple.

by Jade_rose May 2, 2018

Greasy Lizard

(Noun) What your dick becomes when you can't decide what you want to do most, eat KFC or jerk off, so you do both simultaneously.

You disgusting pig. Put down that chicken. Your tiny dick looks like a greasy lizard.

by Angus McCracken February 11, 2020

Greasy dog leg

When you put crisco behind your womans knee and fuck her knee cleavage.

Gave my bitch a greasy dog leg last night.

by boobyhumps February 13, 2020

Stick it in easy pull it out greasy

To stick your dick in a pussy and after you fuck pull it out with all the cum and pussy juice on it.

I'm gonna stick it in easy pull it out greasy.

by Rebel2012 July 18, 2020

Greasy Panda

Your have just finished hot yoga with a full face of make up, then proceed to give your sexual partner a rim job whilst they sit on your face

A bloke comes in and rubs his butt cheeks on your eyes "greasy panda"

by Belinda blinks June 19, 2020

Greasy Napoleon

A Greasy Napoleon is when you smother a small man in a lubricant (such as cooking oil) and leave him to die in a dilapidated shack on an isolated island.

"Trevor had sex with my wife, so I gave him a Greasy Napoleon."
"That's really fucked up."
"He had it coming."

by BleachLover43N15 September 6, 2020

Greasy spoon

Two mechanics spooning under a car after a long shift at the garage

Ey yo Jerry, greasy spoon after this oil check?

by Murr-ray October 23, 2020