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Goose Granny

The lesbian version of duck daddy for the elderly
Heidi is the og Goose Granny.
by The Duckiest of Daddies January 24, 2025
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Granny Juju

"Granny Juju" is the hottest thing on earth and can be used to describe something as attractive
"My girl almost as bad as Granny Juju"
by iamritz July 22, 2024
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360 granny

When your granny has had too many cum shots that she decides to spin around upside down with her legs in her ass and her pussy in a water bottle while her demented cock is being swung by a lamppost
by Kamhawkz1001 December 9, 2025
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B-RAD the granny pounder

Its more complex than you might think. Hes natural and skilled at it. Born with it. He pounds, nests, humps the honey and last but not least, he hides the salami. You can think of him as to "pork your lover". Ladies keep your grannys away for b-RADS!!! they float like a butterfly and sting like a bee!!
B-RAD the granny pounder are extremely horny and sexual. They get sexually aroused around grannys
by GRANNY MUFFER December 4, 2023
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Granny

A boys cock and ballsack. Ballsack is like a grandmothers saggy tits
I have a swoll granny
by Ms.keith October 17, 2017
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Uppa fucking granny

A massive box with ket heads and rats
Let’s go uppa fucking granny
by Jammysandwich420 March 10, 2021
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granny jockey

One who is inclined to engage in bareback sexual acts with elderly women in order to satisfy a personal fixation and their lack of ability to become pregnant.
Gary was banned from his grandfathers nursing home because he is a notorious granny jockey.
by C. E. Short April 20, 2016
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