Chest Goblins

Women breasts. Usually large round, non-saggy, non-bee stings, non-mesquito bites. Fake or not does not matter, as long as they are beautiful.

Chaz: Dude, Laird, your mom has some great fuckin' chest goblins.
Laird: Ya and i got to suck on em as a baby, somethin' you'll never do.

by dylan w March 20, 2008

nipple goblins

wen a girl has hair all over her nipples.

I was about to fuck this bitch but then i saw nipple goblins. Hairy ass hoe.

by mack donath August 27, 2008

dick goblin

someone who sleeps underneath your bed and every night they get up and suck your dick in the middle of the night.

"Yo I'll pay you to be my dick goblin tonight,"

by Amunis_X April 10, 2017

Penny goblin

Old German folklore involving a goblin that would take the money of any children that didn't go to bed when they were supposed to. Similar to Krampus for Christmas.

"Penny Goblin! Penny Goblins! Don't take my pennies."

by deadhead420 December 27, 2018

Goblin mode

A state of intense drunkenness leading too high levels of debauchery and questionable decisions.

Tanner goes goblin mode when he gets too drunk and you can’t decide if he’s coming back to blueberry tonight

by Blueberry Bittys January 5, 2023

ass goblin

someone who likes to dress in a goblin costume and eat other peoples raunchy butt fruit.

My brother, Rex McCallum II, is a full fledged card carrying ass goblin.

by Melonie July 1, 2003

giolinh

an expert cookie baker who dislikes spongebob, fruitcake, lobster, oysters, lemon and keylime pie, pictionary, FLANNEL SHIRTS, sesame street, proofreading other people's essays, etc.

basically she dislikes a lot of things.

ewww it's giolinh. i totally wouldn't be her friend if she didn't occasionally bake me cookies.

by sam stenson December 14, 2008