Ex Girlfriend

The reason you change your Netflix password. The reason you woke up and found your car scratched like a your car was a raccoon orgy last night. Your greatest Fear and worst nightmare. a bitch. The only time When you Feel like your Bill Murray in Groundhog day. The same Nightmare Over and Over and Over again.

My ex girlfriend is trying to murder me. first my car is scratched and now my carpet has been eaten. oh shit.

by HoleMole October 4, 2018

Roblox Girlfriend

A GirlFriend Which Is Dating 69 years old guy and when he breakups she turns emo mode and then dates 21312312 69 years old people

roblox girlfriend: h- h- h- h- h- hi uwu
roblox boy:Hello BBG
roblox girlfriend:i- i- i- i- i- i- i- i- i love you
roblox boy:we HAVE TO BREAK UP I LOVE ROBLOX GRILLFRIEND 2
roblox girlfriend: *Turns Emo Then Get Her Emo Demon hydra knife*

by Mr Dick Dick January 2, 2022

Phone Conversation With a Girlfriend

a waste of 2 hours everyday for the past however long but you don't mind because you love them.

a normal phone conversation with a girlfriend

girl: blablablblblablablablabla

guy: yeh uhhu mmhhmm yeh

by "hey arent u that guy" "NO!!" September 16, 2009

Boyfriend Buddie/girlfriend buddie

(girlfriend buddie) gb is a a female friend that is not goin out with you but are close to them!

(boyfriend buddie) bb is a a male friend that is not goin out with you but are close to them!

Will you be my bb?
Yes of course I will be :)
yay that makes us Boyfriend buddie/girlfriend buddie

by HEYBETTY November 9, 2009

Little Girlfriend

What a side chick says to her man when she suspects he has sex with a lot of females in his respective town, city or municipality. Coined by pop artist RealPartyKid.

Boyfriend: You know it's only you...
Side Chick: Say that to your little girlfriend around here.

by Luther Blisette June 28, 2016

Girlfriendified

When a guy gives into a girls demands/opinions because they are dating her, and don't want to face the consequences later of if they don't agree with her.

Similar to whipped.

Guy: Lets go see Movie A, I really like how it sounds.
Guy 2: Ya, that sounds awesome!
Girl: No, I want to watch this movie instead.
Guy: Fine, we'll see movie B.
Guy 2: Dude, you just got girlfriendified.

by GuelphTimes November 29, 2010

Girlfriend-jacked

The action in which a man's girlfriend takes something, usually clothing like a jacket, with the knowledge and approval of the man, knowing full well that this is only acceptable because she is his girlfriend.

Ya, the new jacket is because I got Girlfriend-jacked.

by taken:) January 25, 2011