Fulture

Noun: A fucked up culture.

Man check out east hastings, thats one hell of a fulture.

by Fudgey1982 April 21, 2010

futurama

A show which is better then the last few Simpsons seasons, but isn't better then all the Simpsons seasons. Also, is slightly funnier then Family Guy.

Futurama is definitely one of the best sit-coms ever.

by Elite September 25, 2006

furture

Furniture you plan on purchasing sometime in the future.

When we move out of this refrigerator box and into our own house, the furture we buy will be awesome!

by homelesswarrior July 20, 2010

Futuresfuture

A big simp.

That guy over there (futuresfuture) is a big simp.

by Average-broccoli-enjoyer July 7, 2023

Futurachi

A fusion of mariachi and electronic dance music.

Although not originally mexican, Rachel sure likes to be pumpin that futurachi when she's cruisin the San Jose strip in her whip.

by Skunk, The February 1, 2006

Futuritis

The condition among twenty-somethings where the prospect of committing to anything (usually a relationship, though can also be a home purchase etc.. Grad school, btw, is a notable exception because it is itself often a way of avoiding the future.) causes a flare up in a passive-aggressive avoidance response, ultimately leading to a break-up/blow-up.

(Disclaimer: Futuritis technically means inflammation of the future. Deal with it, language Nazis.)

Ladyfriend Jane: I don't understand why John doesn't want me to move to Philadelphia.
Platonic Manfriend Pete: Jane, you're both 25 and you've been dating for three years. John's got futuritis; there's no way he wants you to move in with him, but he's never going to tell you that. Because he wants to give the business to some other skanks.
LFJ: John can suck my dick.
PMP: Indeed.

by larrychoiceman August 21, 2009

Fatures

Any distinct fat areas on the body that are noticable whether it be through clothing or otherwise.

As she sat in her chair, her fatures of the booty became very visible. Someone cover it with a blanket!

by SugarfaceC October 26, 2010