Fuzzy Pop Top

Noun; when you put your pubes in a persons soda

I gave my girlfriend a Fuzzy Pop Top.

by Nukeman October 19, 2007

fuzzy navel

A fruity drink - where fruity does not mean containing the taste of fruits, but rather that the person ordering it is either a girl, a pussy, or a homo. Friends that witness this order should feel obligated to drop the pew gun on this idiot for being such a flamboyant wuss.

Doug: Hey can I get a Fuzzy Navel?
Bartender: Sure (gives look of disgust).
Kevin: Dude, what are you, a little candy ass bitch?
Doug: They taste good and they get you fucked up.
Kevin: Wow... you, my friend, are officially a pussy.

by Young Sheebs May 13, 2006

Fuzzy Walrus

When hooking up with a girl who has a fuzzy vagina from not shaving for a couple of days, you take a shit in her vagina, and then eat it out.

Bro, i gave this girl the meatiest Fuzzy Walrus last night.

No way! How was it?

It tasted like shit!

by Josh F. November 28, 2007

Fuzzy Sac Muncher

One who munchies on the fuzzy sac of men.

She is a fuzzy sac muncher.

by MamaLucia August 21, 2006

Fuzzy Lumpkin

To eat out a girl while she's shitting is to give a fuzzy lumpkin. Named after fuzzy lumpkins, a big pink monster featured on the powerpuff girls.

"I walked into the restroom and bam, there it was, a fuzzy lumpkin in progress."

by Joe Jerkoff September 24, 2008

Fuzzy Nipples

when your fuckin a girl from behind and as ur having intercourse grab a crow-bar and slam her in the back of her head, piss on her chin, skeet like a water hose all over her chest and go home...

her nipples will be left hardend and nipple hairs will start to grow

"i gave my girlfriend the sweetest fuzzy nipples yesterday"
"ya dude ur the fuckin man"

by the fuck man December 10, 2006

fuzzy

slang term for a police officer or any improperly motivated authority figure

that fuzzy pulled me over for doing 120km/h in that 100knm/h zone, hes more interested in getting money than chasing burglars after all - its them fuzzys that have a 5 ticket minimum quota per hour.

by Brother Number One April 8, 2006