fudge volcano

While doing a hand stand you try to fart but shit comes out

Al Rocher was at the Olympic games in Rio watching the gymnastics competition and when a dark mass suddenly started covering the l crowd. He realized it was a fudge volcano erupting every where

by Dillyguy4789 May 14, 2016

What the fudge

A polite way of saying "What the ****?" without actually saying the F word.

What the fudge is is going on?

by Winterbaby Fenton Noir July 8, 2021

Fudge sickle

Opposite move from the shocker. Flip wrist upside down and put two fingers in the anus and one in the pussy. Then shove it in her mouth to lick clean.

Bitch was so nasty i gave her a fudge sickle and she ate it up.

by Buck futter January 17, 2017

Fudge waffles

Somewhere in between 'shenanigans' and a curse word of your own choice. Can be applied to just about any sentence and/or situation. Prefably said in a Nixonesque way.

Can also be used as an adjective.

1:
"We're out of butter!"
"Fudge waffles!"

2:
"Fudge waffles! I sat on the fudge waffling egg carton!"

3:
"My cheeks wobble alot when I say fudge waffles. I also tend to spit extensively. Fudge waffles. Fudge waffles. See? You're wet."

by Marvin the Amputee June 10, 2015

fudge pussy

When you shit in the pussy, then fuck the shit out of it.

"Man yo dick stank"
"Ya I fudge pussyed last night"

by Mark the Alien December 5, 2014

fudge christian

A fundamentalist Christian that is secretly gay

DId you see those Fudge Christians at the Trump rally patting each other's asses?

by mackwackery July 17, 2019

NANTUCKET FUDGE

When you are fuking a fat chick from behind and at the same time sticking a harpoon handle up her ass. THEN after whaling away for a while you pull the handle out, she has explosive diarrhea all over you and THEN you yell out:

“THERE SHE BLOWS LADDIE!!!!!

“Dude what’s that smell?”

“Sorry I got some Nantucket Fudge last night.”

by MartyKnucks October 12, 2022