Fudge Gloves

When a Gentleman or Gentlelady spends too much time with their fists rammed inside another persons fartbox, resulting in a thin layer of fudge like residue upon their hands.

Let me wash my hands before i eat this corn, I have total Fudge Gloves

by SemtexJack August 17, 2018

Fudging Shitzus

A sentence people use to not say the sentence: "Fucking Shit". Very rarely used to if you meet someone that says that, congratulate them.

HOLY FUDGING SHITZUS I PASSED THE TEST I DIDN'T STUDY FOR

by leenaleen March 19, 2018

fudge popsicle

when you're performing anal sex and your penis is covered in feces.

Mark didnt use an enema so he gave me a fudge popsicle, the fuckin' asshole.

by jared, 19 July 11, 2019

fudge canyon

when a man shits between a woman's boobs and smooshes them together, thus forming a canyon of fudge

dude, i totally fudge canyoned barbara

by gouldy32 April 10, 2011

Fudge sickle

Opposite move from the shocker. Flip wrist upside down and put two fingers in the anus and one in the pussy. Then shove it in her mouth to lick clean.

Bitch was so nasty i gave her a fudge sickle and she ate it up.

by Buck futter January 17, 2017

fudge pussy

When you shit in the pussy, then fuck the shit out of it.

"Man yo dick stank"
"Ya I fudge pussyed last night"

by Mark the Alien December 5, 2014

Fudge waffles

Somewhere in between 'shenanigans' and a curse word of your own choice. Can be applied to just about any sentence and/or situation. Prefably said in a Nixonesque way.

Can also be used as an adjective.

1:
"We're out of butter!"
"Fudge waffles!"

2:
"Fudge waffles! I sat on the fudge waffling egg carton!"

3:
"My cheeks wobble alot when I say fudge waffles. I also tend to spit extensively. Fudge waffles. Fudge waffles. See? You're wet."

by Marvin the Amputee June 10, 2015