Fuck a job

The term used to describe a person's belief that they dont need or want a job primarily used by Stitches (the rapper).

Dude: Stitches you need a job
Stitches: FUCK A JOB

by Sir pimp May 30, 2015

Fuckaversary

The day you and your fuck buddy first fucked.

John "Why did Tim have to leave so suddenly?"
Bob "Its Mary and his fuckaversary"
John "Ohhhh"

by Anynemous August 1, 2010

fuckatree

Voodoo kharma

Dude built a house out of wrath response from custody determination in divorce

Built the deck posts all faux tree bark

Changed karma for millions

Hard to reverse fuckatree

by Tonythetiler October 18, 2021

fuck clobbering

An adjective used to describe a joint that's too big for the person smoking it to handle and still function. Coined by Ricky in the Canadian TV show Trailer Park Boys.

"They roll these big fuck clobbering joints."

by Ricky of Sunnyvale September 29, 2011

fuck off fund

A large sum of money saved up in the event that you tell your employer or partner fuck off. A fuck-offee should have a years' worth of expenses saved to remain self-sustaining while looking for a new source of income.

I told my boss to fuck off today and that's alright because my fuck off fund has my back.

by Lizisms December 14, 2017

Fuck You Puppet Theater

A Do It Yourself puppet theater you create from an empty see-through plastic container that you can fit your entire hand in as you freely flip the bird to whomever you feel hostile toward since it doesn’t really “count” because it’s puppet theater.

I brought my Fuck You Puppet Theater to the White House and had a field day!

by Dr Bunnygirl November 10, 2019

Fuck It Fridays

Internal company policy that mandates that you log off and stop working at 5pm on Fridays and that do not start back up on work until Sunday, when you're prepping for the new week.

(Coined by the co-founder of the tech start up, Yogi.)

person 1: "damn, I'm so burned out from all these late nights."
person 2: "yo, don't worry, it's Fuck It Friday today, just go home."
person 1: "I love Fuck It Fridays!"

by Seiken Gyakuzuki November 19, 2019