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Floored

To be under the influence of THC to the point where it's physically and psychologically difficult to move to change the channel or switch the movie or get something to eat.
Dude...I have a frozen pizza we should heat up!

Dude...yes, make it happen.

No way man, I am floored right now, I highly doubt I would be able to stand up, which is fine, because I'm not going to try.
by MothyrGoose August 26, 2009
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Pee-Floor

Any time you walk into a dirty, skummy bathroom, and your shoes stick to the floor and make that noise like wax being pulled off of skin. Usually they are the bathroom's that have condom machines hanging everywhere, and drunk guy's passed out next to the toilet.
"So, I'm with this girl, Ashley, right? and I'm like lets go "hang out" at your place... and she's like 'ok, but you need a rubber' so I'm like, this crappy ol bar should have one in their bathroom, I walk in, and I'm stuck to the floor...when I pry myself off the pee-floor, shes gone, so is my erection!"

I was stuck to the pee-floor for a half-hour in front of the urnal, so I decide, if I pee on my shoes maybe I could get out of it....WRONG, it jus encaked it more...HELP!!!

I wet my pants last night in the bar cause I got stuck to the pee-floor as soon as I walked in to the bathroom...I couldn't hold it....it was...painful...

"I got to go to the bathroom...too many beers my friend!"
"You can't be serious? In this crappy bar? The pee-floor will get you for sure!"
by Ben Peterson November 27, 2007
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The Hardwood (Floor)

Many chicks today have the Hardwood (Floor) below the belt.
by MOCO & P-Phat March 26, 2012
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Floor Nigger

A vacuum robot, one that works while you are away. Such as a Roomba etc.
I have so much more time now to spend on the internet watching porn, and jerking off to pictures of your whore mother, now that a floor nigger vacuums for me every day!
by Skyynet November 17, 2010
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Oklahoma Hardwood Floor

when a group of men line there boners up opposite eachother so that they interlock like a hardwood floor.

One side will go balls, head, balls, head; while the other side would be reversed.

After this a woman will walk upon the boners as to incite arousal.

Polishing the floor would be using the cum or lube to slicken up the floor before the woman's procession across.
Bernice is such a desparate slut. She asked me, Mr. Legs, Thumper, and Swamp Tiger to come over and make an Oklahoma Hardwood Floor, but only Swamp Tiger went.
by Goatse I January 24, 2010
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Polishing the floor board

what you doing tonight?

Polishing the floor board.

your what?

I eating her shaved pussy.
by Shmegan2012 April 18, 2010
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Wisconsin Floor Buffer

The act in which a man poops on a hardwood floor, and a woman sits in his poop. He then sticks his penis in the woman's mouth and runs around in circles like a floor buffer.
Dude, I Wisconsin Floor Buffered this girl last night.
No way man, was the floor all shiny after it?
by The George McLovin October 18, 2008
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