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Your City Flitty

The ULTIMATE comeback of all the "your mom gay" type insults. Trumps "Your family tree lgbt", "Your granny tranny", "Your grandpap a trap", "Your sister a mister" etc. This single phrase does more than destroys your family, it destroys your entire city and all their extended family members to second cousin. (See Flit)
Idiot 1: "Your mom gay lol"
Idiot 2: "Your dad lesbian"
Idiot 3: "Your sister a mister"
Idiot 4: "Your brother's a mother"
Idiot 5: "Your grandpap a trap"
Idiot 6: "Your granny tranny"
Idiot 7: "Your family tree lgbt!"
Clairvoyant human transcended beyond the 9th realm: "Yeah? Well Your City Flitty"
Idiots: *Literally die and the entire surrounding city crumbles into dust and ashes*
by TheVoidOfDerp May 15, 2018
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The Ole' Float & Gloat

When a god damned mosquito gets some of your blood, then persists to fly about your head so that you can't sleep.
That rat bastard is giving me the ole' float & gloat!!!
by levvvviosa June 13, 2019
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flithy tant

my last name is Tant:
I believe the word you are looking for is Taint and TAINT defined is:
1: to contaminate morally : corrupt <scholarship tainted by envy>
2: to affect with putrefaction : spoil
3: to touch or affect slightly with something bad <persons tainted with prejudice>
intransitive verb
1obsolete : to become weak
2: to become affected with putrefaction : spoil
synonyms see contaminate

so please quit using our name improperly. its Tant . rhymes with pant! its not a gap between your privates and your asshole!
by j.tant April 11, 2008
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flite

quite simply, this is pigeon shit.

cleverly combining 'to fly' (what pigeons do) with shite(also what pigeons do).

This originated in Northern England approx 1996 when pigeon faeces found their way into the water supply of a popular school, causing health and safety issues to be raised.
"ewww, you just drank a glass of that water - look at the bits in it, man, it's full of flite!"
by StymieSi June 11, 2006
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Float

The art of acting like your being productive at work when you're really doing nothing at all.

Floating, is the term used when you see co-workers taking twice sometimes three times as long to do a daily task.

The act of floating is greatly increased on Fridays, when everyone is caught up with weekly duties and need to burn time.

Floating does not only have to be "looking productive", for example it can also be taking 20 minutes to use the bathroom, multiple trips to the drinking fountain and even excessive chain smoking.
Not much, ya know, just floating around at work waiting to get off
by Munqueee April 23, 2011
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floatin' the river

Riding an inner tube down a river wearing your best pair of jorts while drinking Carlo Rossi from the jug and abandoning any semblance of your former heterosexual self.
by Cougs321 September 25, 2011
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can't get my float on

Having trouble overcoming obstacles that impede the progress of your normal routine or having a bad day.
by america's next top model August 16, 2007
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