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flake

1. Someone who is disconnected from reality or doesn't take life seriously; someone who lives in a fantasy world.
2. A homosexual offensive
3. An unreliable person
4. "To flake out" - to give up, not perform work or not show up as promised
Those grown men and women dressed as superheroes at the convention were complete flakes.
San Francisco is like a bowl of cereal - full of fruits, nuts and flakes.
Don't flake out on me.
by Luvdalz68 January 15, 2018
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Functional flake

A person who lets other, less important, things take precedence and does not plan things through but in the end manages to make things fall into place and function efficiently and seamlessly (on the surface)
Karina is as good a functional flake as they come. No one can tell.
by cool_dude2612 March 26, 2019
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flake it

When your buggered from a hard day on the shovel! All you want to do is go home and "flake it" on the couch in your jocks
"Whats the plans for tonight swift"?

"Yeah nothing much, on me way home to flake it on the couch and watch some idiot box".
by Soup bones April 1, 2021
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f*** flake

After intercourse of two people of the opposite sex have intercourse immediately after then wake up to crusty white spots on their groins when they wake up, when trying to remove the dried up bodily fluids they flake off like dandruff
F*** man you got to stop driving me so hard I woke up with f*** flakes again
by Margo009 January 24, 2021
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Flake

Nicholas Labonte is a flake.
by KinkyCurlyCouture September 7, 2018
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frosted flakes

cool little tiny things that you eat that could make you fat :)
Human 1: hey! wat you eating?
Human 2: Frosted flakes
Human 1: NO! Don't you'll get so BIG you can get popped like a balloon.
by picklejuice :) November 24, 2020
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flaking out

deciding not to do something, sometimes because you’re scared.

Named after Jeff Flake
Jeff Flake could’ve done something historic for America and women, but he flaked out.” -flaking out
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