Noun. The bird of prey, the falcon, is noted as not being able to see through water, mist, and rainfall, but a only poorly. Noted for making swift dives in flight, but generally they have poor accuracy at tracking moving objects and miss quite often biting prey till they reach surface level. Hence, Fall con-Artist. Their diving ability is swift yet not profitable.
Where as the Eagle, with two focal points per eye, can predict the telemetry of a moving object and make accurate diving kills.
If an Eagle and Falcon have battle in the air way the falcon wil rise above to make a cervical bite with downward swoop of the Eagle. Yet, the Eagle having telemetry genius for prediction of movement will merely turn its body on its side during flight and crush the skull of an attacking falcon as the falcon is perceiving itself biting the spinal column of the Eagle. Now that is perfect timing.
Falcons are good for delivering scrolls to the wrong address. An Eagle will edit your scroll’s grammar dotting every “I” and crossing every “t.” As well as getting it there through rain and fog.
Where as the Eagle, with two focal points per eye, can predict the telemetry of a moving object and make accurate diving kills.
If an Eagle and Falcon have battle in the air way the falcon wil rise above to make a cervical bite with downward swoop of the Eagle. Yet, the Eagle having telemetry genius for prediction of movement will merely turn its body on its side during flight and crush the skull of an attacking falcon as the falcon is perceiving itself biting the spinal column of the Eagle. Now that is perfect timing.
Falcons are good for delivering scrolls to the wrong address. An Eagle will edit your scroll’s grammar dotting every “I” and crossing every “t.” As well as getting it there through rain and fog.
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Don't worry it's Falconer. He may surround himself with those people but they are not the same.
What do you mean?
Unlike the ones who surround him, he will walk away most of the time not out of fear of an OP but fear of what might happen to OP if he engages.
Okay so he's like a reserved scraper?
Most people go from 0 - 100
Some go from 0 - felony/jail
Falconer goes from 0 - life in prison without chance of parole.
That doesn't sound like he's as good as you make him out to be.
How he's different tho is his tolerance and wisdom. It takes him more than most will push to get to that point. The people that know him respect him because they know who he is and what he stands for. The ones that don't, rarely have a reason to find out.
Okay I still say be careful.
I will be.
Don't worry it's Falconer. He may surround himself with those people but they are not the same.
What do you mean?
Unlike the ones who surround him, he will walk away most of the time not out of fear of an OP but fear of what might happen to OP if he engages.
Okay so he's like a reserved scraper?
Most people go from 0 - 100
Some go from 0 - felony/jail
Falconer goes from 0 - life in prison without chance of parole.
That doesn't sound like he's as good as you make him out to be.
How he's different tho is his tolerance and wisdom. It takes him more than most will push to get to that point. The people that know him respect him because they know who he is and what he stands for. The ones that don't, rarely have a reason to find out.
Okay I still say be careful.
I will be.
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