Everytime I'm in the same room with Jalissa she's always frowning at me, but when I'm not around she fake hate and tell others how much she dig my flyness.
by Stepin2theglow January 2, 2019
Get the Fake Hatemug. When a cat meows at its owner for food and acting like it is starving even though it just ate a short time ago.
As I went to get a snack in the kitchen my cat was meowing at me for food. However, I knew it was Fake Mews since I fed him less than an hour ago.
by redoctober45 July 17, 2019
Get the Fake Mewsmug. He always follows crib around and if you want to know where he is just look for crib. 7.5 inches and still growing but really he is only 0.5 inch. His name is Flynn M
by Tom smellvy June 12, 2019
Get the Fake cribmug. A person, ussually in youth musical theatre, who pretends to be a Soprano vocalist generally because they want the tune. Their vocal range is clearly not suitable to be a Soprano.
Sarah: I'm a soprano, we always get the tune, so it is good
Sam: You clearly cannot sing high enough to be a soprano, you are a fake soprano
Sam: You clearly cannot sing high enough to be a soprano, you are a fake soprano
by TheatreKid24601 October 23, 2013
Get the fake sopranomug. When you ask a girl for her number and get a made up number or a number for a condom factory or African American Suicide Hotline
Guy 1: dude i just got this hot bitch's numbers.
Guy2: dude you got fake numbered that's the Trojan Condom Company's number
Guy2: dude you got fake numbered that's the Trojan Condom Company's number
by Hotsauce Curt December 3, 2015
Get the fake numberedmug. A person to whom your were once engaged to, broke up with or called off engagement, and then you get back together without him asking for your hand in marriage again.
by drsforreal October 1, 2018
Get the Fake-ancemug. Analogous to Cock Tease: An attractive girl who is flirtatious and appears to be easy to close but always ends up backing out at the last minute.
Speaker 1: "omg look at all these sloots at the club tonight"
Speaker 2: "nah dude, they're all fake sloots...they'll just make you buy drinks and then dip out"
Speaker 1: "I hate fake sloots!"
Speaker 2: "nah dude, they're all fake sloots...they'll just make you buy drinks and then dip out"
Speaker 1: "I hate fake sloots!"
by pkallday2012 February 11, 2012
Get the Fake Slootmug.