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Friend Money

Money that friends share back and forth without any assumptions of paying one another back. If asked for the repayment you are considered cheap, and Frugal. Close friends often do this and the money is usually under 10 USD. You don't debo this money.
I got your Taco bell last night, can't you pay for my drink... That was friend money!
by JennyJammy May 28, 2009
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friend binge

When one joins facebook, they feel compelled to add any person that they might know, resulting in cases with 20 or 30+ friends showing up in their "recent activity". This is common throughout the first few weeks of joining and usually slows down when around 200 friends accept.
"Dude, you got over 100 friends in a day, what the hell happened?" "I guess I was on a bit of a friend binge."
by Mr._ October 13, 2009
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Friend Blindness

When you've become deep enough friends with someone, that you become unaware of their flaws and imperfections. Someone with friend blindness would stand up for their ugly friends, telling everyone how hot he/she is.

When you think your friend is a 9, and everyone else thinks he/she is a 6.
Terrie: "I remember when I met Alexis, I thought she was so average. But after knowing her for awhile now, she has really become quite beautiful."

Chris: "She looks the same as when you met her. You suffer from Friend Blindness."
by Orangeblood97 July 29, 2010
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Friendalanche

the situation arising from a desire to invite one friend to an event which results in a social obligation to invite a large number of additional friends to said event
Inviting Smiley Sue means you have to invite Laughing Lisa, which then leads to inviting Debbie Downer. And if you invite Debbie Downer, you need to invite Smelly Steve. And so on and so on....

Example: "I would love to invite you to my party, Smiley Sue, but doing so would inevitably lead to a friendalanche."
by MilPhilDil July 1, 2011
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friend jumping

When you introduce your friend to another friend, they hit it off and now they keep making plans without you, that's friend jumping.
I don't know if I should introduce Mary to Jen. That bitch is prone to friend jumping.
by Glittergyrl March 15, 2017
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friend-dom

the act of dominating a close friend through use of benign psychological warfare so as to achieve an otherwise unlikely, mutually-oriented outcome
Penelope pulled a monster friend-dom by manipulating me into going to Huntington Beach...but it was actually so restorative to my mental health that I'm very glad she did.
by Z. Hebchild March 17, 2020
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friend of Lady Gaga

“Are you a friend of Lady Gaga?”
“Yes, I am gay.”
by bai.cas April 19, 2020
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