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National fuck your best friend day

A day where your best friend cant say no to have sex gay, and straight
John: Hey best friend
Ashley: Hey whats up?
John: Its National Fuck your Best friend day
Ashley: Ok lets do it
by PRINCEMEL10234 June 7, 2021
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National kiss a best friend day

If you have a best friend go kiss them on August 13 doesn’t matter if they a boy or girl
(bbf) what day is it?
(gbf) August 13
(bbf) okay well its National kiss a best friend day

lmao
by AstonCrush August 11, 2021
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Slap your average best friend day

Slap your tallest best friend day is October 22nd, slap your shortest best friend day is February 12th, so slap your average best friend day is September 25th
Average friend: why did you slap me??

Other friend: It's national Slap your average best friend day
Average friend: oh ok
by Egibadif September 24, 2021
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International day of having a Portuguese best friend

June 20th is the international day of having a Portuguese best friend. If you have a Portuguese best friend, make sure to celebrate by throwing sardines or pork at them.
"Tomorrow is international day of having a Portuguese best friend!!! I can't wait to throw sardines at João!
by The Portuguese Kids July 13, 2017
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A day to make fun of those uneducated buffoons who dont know what Taco Bell is.

Date: February 16th
“National Make fun of your friend for not knowing about Taco Bell Day”
“hey dude.. You ever heard of Taco Bell?”
“Wtf is a Taco Bell I’m not in the USA idiot”
“Its February 16th, You know what that means,”
“SHUN THE NON BELIVER”
by Ooga Booga goth boy January 3, 2021
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butterz friend

A ugly friend that tags along with a buff gal, even though the buff gal is just using her to scare unwanted manz away. When Your in a rave and you try and cherps a gal and her ugly friend trys to pull her away. The ugly friend flops the whole ting.
Man: " Yeah wa gwan whats ur name?"
Gal: " Shanice"
Man: " Seen... Can I have ur digits?"
Gal: " Err, Aight, Its 079"-
Butterz Friend:(From Across the room) "Shanice! Shanice! Lets Cut!"
Gal: Sorry, Sorry, I I Got to
Butterz Friend: Shanice!!!
Manz Bredrins: "Did u Get her Digits?"
Man: " No her butterz friend pulled her away!"
by Ricardo May 13, 2005
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