has the floor

the quality of having one's balls out, typically enshrouded in some kind of blanket or sleeping bag, while surrounded by other heterosexual males. typically hilarity ensues, b/c the first instance was an epic, funny surprise and each following instance reminds everyone of the awesomeness of the first and the freedom that comes with having ones balls swangin' free.

G: "My balls are out"
Ch: "G has the floor!"
N: "I'm going to take my balls out too, but not before yours are put away, G."
X: "This is gross, yet I'm turned on"
Ca: "I just found a pube near N's sleeping bag"

by dquecia November 9, 2011

floor it

Go... now! to speed up and be atentive in traffic on the road and highway

Driving down the road, passenger todd yell's floor it to the driver.

by sarah a November 29, 2007

floored

A term describing the state of being saturated in a particular emotion. To be stunned or overwhelmed in this particular emotion so substantially that it ties up a measurable amount of mental resources. Sometimes can result in fatigue until the vexing complex is resolved. Usually associated with a NEGATIVE emotion unless otherwise noted.

Metaphorically similar to being held down to the floor by a force great enough that it takes a good deal of time to escape.

"I was completely floored all day after speaking to my doctor."

"After I broke up with Jenny I felt floored for weeks."

"I'm completely floored right now, I have no idea what I'm going to do."

by MacDillo January 1, 2009

floor

(Noun)
df: The largest shelf ever made

"Hey mom! What should I do with these groceries?"
"Just put them on the floor for right now, honey!"

OR

"Ugh, there's so much stuff on my bed! What am I going to do with it all?"
*Throws everything on the floor*

by Tonika May 4, 2007

The beans hit the floor

The beans hit the floor. That means your balls just dropped.

When I saw manny muniz, the beans hit the floor.

by The hoang bopy January 21, 2011

Floor score

When one finds a sufficient quantity of dope (weed, pills, rock, etc) to catch a buzz on the floor. Usually in a time of need or after a session.

Wake up Sunday morning after the boys have been over, broke, tired, empty bag of weed. Would like to have a smoke but got no weed left. Hang your head down to ponder, and out of the corner of you eye you spot a shiny bud on the floor...FLOOR SCORE!

by R. Monzo May 24, 2007

second floor

A din of iniquity, where people consume alcohol, booze, hooch, beer, vodka, and illicit substances.

The second floor's motto is: "There's no I in drunk!".

by Bagwell December 13, 2003