Everytime I'm in the same room with Jalissa she's always frowning at me, but when I'm not around she fake hate and tell others how much she dig my flyness.
by Stepin2theglow January 03, 2019
When a girl pretends to be unsure if she has a condom, in reality knows it's in tucked in the corner of the upper right hand drawer
G1: I want to be safe but not seem like I fuck guys so much I have 'Stash'.
G2: Just do the fake out, bonus the anticipation makes the sex better!
G2: Just do the fake out, bonus the anticipation makes the sex better!
by QueError April 25, 2015
A person, ussually in youth musical theatre, who pretends to be a Soprano vocalist generally because they want the tune. Their vocal range is clearly not suitable to be a Soprano.
Sarah: I'm a soprano, we always get the tune, so it is good
Sam: You clearly cannot sing high enough to be a soprano, you are a fake soprano
Sam: You clearly cannot sing high enough to be a soprano, you are a fake soprano
by TheatreKid24601 October 23, 2013
When a cat meows at its owner for food and acting like it is starving even though it just ate a short time ago.
As I went to get a snack in the kitchen my cat was meowing at me for food. However, I knew it was Fake Mews since I fed him less than an hour ago.
by redoctober45 July 17, 2019
Example of "Fake Statistics".
Bill, "Hey dude, did you know that 39% of jocks in our school are school are gay?!"
Victor, "LOLWUT"
Bill, "Hey dude, did you know that 39% of jocks in our school are school are gay?!"
Victor, "LOLWUT"
by Jerio November 08, 2009
by Taiwan>China May 30, 2019
A person to whom your were once engaged to, broke up with or called off engagement, and then you get back together without him asking for your hand in marriage again.
by drsforreal October 01, 2018