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Bong Fairy

A magical creature that lives in a forest. It gains power from the earth's core and marijuana. It is the least studied creature in all of cryptozoology, but one of the most powerful. It has severe ties to the hidden religion Carstianity from the movie series Cars. The Bong Fairy is small in stature and has large bongs in place of hands. It also has teeth in place of feet as well feet in place of teeth, this is the reason the bong fairy's mouth is sewn shut. However, it is still one of the most powerful entities in the multi-verse.
"I think a dragon could beat a bong fairy."

"Are you kidding!? A bong fairy could destroy a dragon."
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fairy killer

Someone who kills every positive belief positive people have about their world. They find something negative in everything you do, or consider to be exciting, beautiful, loving, caring ...
"It's a beautiful day today" ... a fairy killer will say ... really? What's beautiful about it? There is something seriously wrong with you ...
by Fairy Killer Victim March 24, 2018
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Rice Fairy

A very flamboyant Asian Man kinda like Richard Simmons but Asian.
I was in china town during gay pride week and there was nothing but rice fairy's everywhere .
by depravity69 December 20, 2021
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Fairy Crunch

A magical fairy who enjoys giving her teddy bear a load of BS.
Fairy Crunch: Hello, teddy.
Teddy: Hello fairy how are- OH MY GOD!
by Nico Usami June 9, 2011
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fairy button

A small button located on the back of a preppie-style shirt to hold the collar in place. This item is often a target for junior-high lunch line bullys.
I gave Fred a wedgie and ripped off his fairy button at the same time!
by R.Ellis November 16, 2006
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fairy trapper

That kid in school who was voted "most likely to be a serial killer", who uses his backpage account to lure young, gay men into his basement apartment...only for them to never be seen again.
Watch out for that Rob, man, he's a real fairy trapper!
by Sleepykey January 6, 2023
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Gender fairy

Like the tooth fairy but g e n d e r. Used as a nickname for our lord and savior ranboo
"All hail the all powerful gender fairy"
by Iamgonnalcommitclarity September 23, 2021
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