gape fart

The gas which escapes from the gaping recipient's rectum right after the partner pulls out. This action is similar to the queef but in this case it is the asshole which expels the air trapped during the fucking action.

I pounded Mikayla's ass so much that when I put it back in her pussy she gape farted.

What was that shitty album from those douches LMFAO? Oh yeah, it was Sorry For Gape Farting.

by da guvvamint January 24, 2016

fart sack

Commonly known as a sleeping bag.

"Don't forget your fart sack!"

by Helen Robinson January 25, 2006

Farty Poo

When one sits on the toilet with an exceedingly uncomfortable sensation in their bowels expecting to release a large amount of excrement, but instead only releases a trumpeting blast of gas lasting for ten or more seconds

I thought I was going to crap out a soccer ball but instead I disturbed the restuarant with a fog horn sounding farty poo that lasted for at least 15 seconds.

Upon exiting the restroom I was greated with uproarious applause.

by Golden AKA ItsGotPooOnIt December 17, 2008

fart and flee

The act of farting in a public place while accompanied by one or more persons and immediately walking away from said person(s). Fart and flee is most effective and hilarious when executed in a retail store (i.e. Walmart) which is crowded so that the person(s) you leave behind is assumed to be the culprit. In order to successfully fart and flee, it is important to keep a straight face as passerbys look with horror at the person(s) being wrongfully blamed. Fart and flee occurs more frequently during the holiday season as shoppers are out for hours and their usual eating habits are interrupted.

Jane: "Ohmigosh, I was in Old Navy with John and he totally pulled a fart and flee. As I was asking the salesgirl where I could find the $5 performance fleece scarves, she nearly gagged on the smell and glared at me before 'pretending' to receive a call on her employee headset. Meanwhile, John was trying not to laugh as he watched me from the polo shirt display with his face bright red."

by Truthseekah December 7, 2010

Fartery

When you aren't sure if you are feeling an urge to fart or poop, so you just let it out and hope you win the fart lottery.

Mike: So I played Fartery this morning...

Al: How'd you do?

Mike: Not good. I had to take another shower.

by Stickkywikky December 31, 2011

Fartknight

a word used to hate on Fortnite

Fartknight sucks. Worst game ever.

by DoomShade August 12, 2018

Mozart Fart

To cut the cheese in a particularly tuneful way, especially in the upper regions above G4.

"By Jove Nicholls!! Did you just hear my Mozart Fart?? Worthy of a standing ovation I'd say!"

by Befferson 2 March 10, 2014