Elijah

Smegga handsome, but also the biggest mamook on the cross country team. He enjoys fortnite, rocket league, beat saber, osu!

My friend Elijah likes boys

by anonymous November 13, 2021

Elijah's Laptop

Elijah's Laptop tends to break down a lot and need to be taken to the tech office, it contains super mario chrome extension and tetrys with a score of 100000 because he has a sad life.

Elijah's laptop keeps breaking

by YEE YEEE !@# November 16, 2021

Elijah

Elijah, the most perfect guy 😍 huge ass penis, thicc asf, and the most handsome. The only thing is hes gay asf

Victor: hey is that elijah? 😍
Random ass foo: yeah that gay ass mofo licked sum dudes asshole in the bathroom yesterday.

by Nshdhhshaj November 20, 2021

elijahcomentary

elijahcomentary is an amazing and wonderful person who does comedy and commitary (it says it in their bio)

elijahcomentary does amazing commitary and comedy, (go follow them on tiktok :)

by Fruity.does.arson September 6, 2021

elijahsjelly

i wrote this about myself

i edit thats it

i edit elijah best
i edit sketch

i never edit myself
elijahsjelly

by akkskkd September 8, 2021

Elijah

Typically a guy with a big forehead, ignorant because "he doesn't feel like it/ he doesn't care"

It's that Elijah kid, he can't even do simple division.

by subtocoryxkenshin September 17, 2021

Elijah

Elijah is a sexy man who is a basketball hod and he can be toxic at times if u try and roast him he will go off and he will do anything to get in his crushes cheeks and just duck the shit out of them

Elijah: would u fuck me

Crush: of course daddy

by Jacob kress September 18, 2021