erection

Something you get when you don't want it and don't get it when you do want it

Damnit, I got an erection at the pool.

Damnit, I want to jack off but I can't get an erection.

by asdfgfdsgsd December 9, 2008

electronic crack

bbs.fuckedcompany.com
When a new user stumbles on the FC message board, they are there for life. Often, they will inform the board of their planned departure, but inevitably return to get their fix.

FC is like electronic crack. Enter at your own risk.

by mongoloid August 14, 2004

Extremely Massive Erection

When a man is so turned on that he over-erects, his penis skin starts to stretch and starts bleeding because the skin starts to rip.

Oh fuck, that turned me on so much that i now have an extremely massive erection.

by Fetus Bomber November 5, 2004

electronic tagging

When your mobile (cell) phone is abused by your significant other to ask the four mobile questions:
1. Where are you?
2. Who are you with?
3. What are you doing?
4. When will you be coming home?

Oh-oh I gotta reject this call, it's my electronic tagging.

by Arjuna Krishna-Das July 9, 2006

electronicity

The attribute of being electronic, like computers, audio and video systems, lasers, cell phones, email, lasers, radios, etc. Pronounced "ee-lek-tron-IH-sih-tee". Also "electronicality", "ee-lek-tron-ih-KAL-ih-tee".

We're surrounded by electronicity, and I LOVE it!

by pentozali August 29, 2011

electronically challenged

When you don't know how to use the latest technology, and you just mess things up even worse when you try.

Denny "how do I get this tv thing to play the movie ? I put the cd in it."

Jeff " Man, I swear your electronically challenged!"

by zombles222 July 20, 2016

Electron

An insult. calling someone this means you are calling them short and annoying.

Zara: you stole my microwave!?

Pix: *laughs*
Zara: you are such a electron!
Pix: I am not!

by _Rave_ April 15, 2021